Well, this is just a simulation, so telepathy is out of the scope of this page. But here is an idea of what will be on your mind anyway:
You always seem to be somewhat stressed out. In reality, maybe you just need more coffee.
You could really use a loud agressive concert of someone like Pitch Shifter to relax you. "Turn the noise up loud so I can think".
You wonder whether the United States is really a democracy several times daily. You wonder whether Justice would be considered an essential employee. You not only question authority, but you wonder if you will ever meet it. If you do, you hope you will have the courage to kill it.
You hope to design a web interface to yourself some day, so that on an off day you can send people who want to deal with you to some URL. You worship store and forward technology, and are proud of being asynchronous. By chanelling all human contact through the web, freedom will approach.
You hate 'til HEFT.
You spend far too much time in front of various forms of electronic messaging. You realize a certain desperation as time goes by, but to no avail.
You are insane. This is the Internet.