So this is what interest ye... haha, har... ha... ahem. Well, such humor obviously be lost on one of your lowly stature. Read on then swine, and be done with ye.

     So, now, where do I start? What kinds of things interest me?

     Well, I like lots of things. In fact, I like way too many things to include on a single page, which is why I had to split it up. Things like books. I love to read... sci-fi/ fantasy mainly. My love of books is perhaps what inspired my love of art as well. I like to watch movies, too, but there are some which you just have to watch over and over again. But of course, if you want to know where I spend most of my time, try television. I especially love anime, even moreso when it is true-to-life. Realism is very important, which is why I like my games 3-dimensional like Virtua Fighter. I guess I like just about anything that can draw me into another world, where the physics must remain the same even if the metaphysics can get out of whack. Ooops! Don't forget the music. I gotta have my hard rock, even though I grew up listening to all types of music. What else, what else...

     How about some hobbies? I like biking.  Manual biking, like with pedals.  "Bicycling" for those technical specialists out there.  Mountain biking or speed racing, it doesn't really bother me.  This is probably because it is about the only physical thing which I enjoy.  Growing up next to a mountain was a fun way to "get back to nature."  And growing up in the middle of the desert, with nary a soul around for miles, I could take long bike rides to the middle of nowhere, like Milwaukee.  Haha... ha... sorry, private joke.
     Huh, now that I think of it, I'm not sure if I ever quite reached the middle of nowhere.  I mean, exactly how do you know when you're there?  It's not like there's a sign that says "Welcome to the Middle of Nowhere.  Population: This Many."  And even if such a sign did exist, then it would be somewhere, and so would you be, right?  Hmmm, and if a tree falls in the forest...
     In any case, whether you make it to the middle of nowhere or not,  I like biking b/c of the freedom that you gain between yourself and the world around you.  It provides a peaceful way to just think and go, without having to think about the where.  It's a way of going places that's not too fast (cars take away all the fun of physical exertion), and not too slow (it sure beats walking, and running gets too tiring too quickly).  Biking gives you time to just let go and float by the world around you at your own smooth pace.  But alas, I miss biking.  Didn''t get much o' that 'round the city parts, not in the cramped old city of Boston.  Great place to live, bad place to go cross country bike riding.  Hell, half the time the weather was just too sucky to enjoy the ride, and the other half of the time, I felt like I was going to get run over.  Nope, little enjoyment biking in the city.  So I guess I really like biking in a rural environment.  Yeaahh, that's the ticket... to the middle of nowhere, that is. But, I digress...

     Let's see, I also like Dr. Pepper.  Yup, good ole Dr. Pepper.  Won't catch me drinking much of anything else.  It's just too damn good.  I tell ya, there's nothing like an already ice cold Dr. Pepper poured into a tall, smoking glass of ice on a egg-cookin' hot day.  Oh man, I'm having an orgasm just thinking about it... arggghhhh...
    I also dig Sour Punch candy. Those luscious, juicy twizzler-like candies cut in half, soaked in fruit juice, covered in sour sprinkles, and just melting in my mouth. Like SweetTarts with a vinegar meets fruit punch tang. Ooo, my tastebuds are going into overtime... my mouth is drooling just thinking about it. Hmmm, hmm, good.  Real teeth-eaters though, so be sure to brush after every meal.
     I also love to play billiards, take long walks on the beach, and my favorite color is blue... teehee. Man, this is starting to sound like a personals ad. Single Hawaiian Male seeks Drop-dead Gorgeous Sweetie to spend the rest of his God forsaken days with as he rots away in this hell-hole otherwise known as Earth... "and I think to myself... what a wonderful world...!"

     Huh, I guess you could say that I like my music hard, my bikes fast, and my women short and sweet, just like my candy.... just what the doctor ordered.  Ahhh...!

Ok, enough from the ranting lunatic... for now...

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